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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

sometimes i am so tempted to delete this account but i feel bad bc i posted cringe fics here when i aws like 15 …. and i get sad when people delete fics even if they werent that good so.     this blog lives anohter day this is just me letting tumblr know i didnt die in a ditch 

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topsydead:
“ I’m telling you elephants are chill motherfuckers. They fucking love being helpful. They once defended a man with heatstroke from a truck that came to rescue him. They knew he was sick, laying against a tree for shade. They were watching...
topsydead

I’m telling you elephants are chill motherfuckers. They fucking love being helpful. They once defended a man with heatstroke from a truck that came to rescue him. They knew he was sick, laying against a tree for shade. They were watching over him and petting him, and they threatened to charge the vehicle for coming towards him. Another person passed out, and elephants cried over her and buried her body in a traditional elephant funeral. (Piling branches on her). And were quite spooked when she got up later.

And an elephant was helping workers to put logs in holes for a wall. On one hole, the elephant absolutely refused to set the log in, despite being punished and goaded. Turns out there was a sleeping dog in the hole.

There are so many good elephants stories. They will even help zookeepers wash other elephants– literally, a zookeeper can be like “[Name 1], please wash [Name 2]” and he will go wash that elephant correctly.

Listen guys. Not only are elephants people, but they’re largely better people than us. I’m 10000% serious.

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flanoirbunny

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chachipistachis

  

truer words have never been spoken

legendofcosplay

I share that headcanon. c:

flanoirbunny

>implying that Link being a dweeb isn’t actual canon

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patto-senpain

#LINK IS THE BIGGEST DWEEB TO EVER DWEEB #IN EVERY INCARNATION #ACTUAL FACT

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Link’s awkwardness appreciation post.

zeldanoodles

Made. My. Life.